DESTINATION -- EAST and BEYOND...

(Part IV of IV)


Tax Day, but ours had been mailed, appropriately, from Speculator, New York. So, conscience free, we were off to see New Hampshire. This day was planned to be shorter than yesterday, with more time for relaxing and less for driving. We passed along the Connecticut River with its neat homes and green lawns stretching down to the river. In other spots there were maples and oaks with their limbs overhanging the water. The river might have been a bit brown and murky, but the picture was breathtaking.

As we traveled north the colors, promising in Vermont, were becoming more vivid and prevalent. I doubted we would get the full color display, but we would certainly have had a taste. And perhaps by the time we return to the UP, they will be in full foliage.

Tom is redefining "East". He continues to claim he doesn't like "it", but there are so many sections of these states he does appreciate that he has had to eliminate them from consideration. He is left with an "East" that he really doesn't care for. Like big cities. And smog. So far, East encompasses the lower peninsula of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York (because of NYC), Massachusetts (because of Boston), Rhode Island (since Providence takes up the whole state), Delaware and Maryland. Perhaps I can get him to draw up a new map for the AAA.

It was only 100 miles to Twin Mountain, NH. The colors as we traveled north continued to become more and more brilliant. We drove up to the base of Mt. Washington, the highest mountain in New England, up which one can take a cog wheel train at the speedy rate of 4 mph for what must surely be a spectacular view. We toured the grounds of the Bretton Woods Hotel. The hotel, white with a red roof, has Mt. Washington as a backdrop. A wing to the right as you enter the grounds through the golf course (!) has an old fashioned verandah.

Highway 2 came back to visit as we traveled into Maine
It took us into Bangor as a twisting, bumpy lane...or it would have if we hadn't opted off it at the first convenient point. The route was picturesque, though quite different from Vermont & New Hampshire. The colors were not as intense and we have seen no signs as in New Hampshire, welcoming the "leaf peepers".

We drove through Rumsford, Maine, a small mill (Boise Cascade) town, with narrow streets and a pall of paper pulp smoke which hung over and pervaded everything. The route took us on what seemed like every street existing in Rumsford, which did little for our dispositions. Spent the night in Bangor, where we boarded the dog, arranged to leave the 5th wheel, and had an excellent lobster dinner-our first of the trip.

September 17th. Dog-less, RV-less and armed with a load of tourbooks, we were off for the Maritimes

There aren't many options for traveling from Bangor to New Brunswick. What appeared to be the most direct route led first through the "last true wilderness east of the Mississippi", then to the border at Calais, and on to St. John. There are few signs of life on the lonely stretch of two lane road which leads past wetlands and mixed woods of scrub conifers and hardwoods.

As we crossed over New Brunswick's southeast coast, the terrain became somewhat rocky, and very much moss-covered. At the higher elevations there were huge fields of blueberries. One small sign even boasted that the berries of this particular region are superior because they are "nourished with fog".

As we approached St. John, the capital of New Brunswick, we decided on a routing that would take us that night to Moncton. Naturally, we didn't travel the main road, but instead took a roundabout path that lead through a Provincial Park and out to the coast on the Bay of Fundy. When we finally reached the rugged coastline, the tide seemed very far out. No doubt this is because the Bay of Fundy has the greatest tidal change of anywhere in the world -- with tidal changes in excess of 50 feet. Near the coastline, the countryside is riddled with what then appeared to be meandering, empty canals. These of course merely were marking where the water would penetrate when the tide rises. And they are everywhere in the low lying coastal areas along the Bay of Fundy. Nowhere is commercial advantage better taken of this phenomenon than in Moncton. Downtown Moncton's premier attraction is the bore tides, which occur there twice daily. Our accommodations that evening were at the epicenter of this activity. Near the reception desk there was a small sign which provided the predicted times of that day's bore tides. We arrived in the late afternoon, and the next bore tide was "scheduled" for 9:32 that evening. Visitors were admonished to be at the viewing area at least 15 minutes early, as the tides apparently keep schedules which are not precisely predictable.

About a half hour before the scheduled event, we visited the viewing area. There were few tourists evident in the growing group of spectators. It appears the changing tides are a continuing attraction even to those who live here. The "viewing area" was really no more than a stretch of real estate behind some local businesses, and along side of one of those empty canals which infiltrate the landscape of coastal New Brunswick. This particular spot, however, was well lighted for night viewing. Along with a crowd of locals, we waited silently, staring across a flat, muddy bottomed inlet perhaps 100 yards across, and approximately 15 feet below the elevation of the surrounding landscape. Given the 50+ foot tidal swing in the Bay of Fundy, obviously only the top 10 or 12 feet of this gush would get this far inland.

The scene was one of silent expectancy. The still air was a slightly warm and humid, and the occasional soft waves of fine raindrops danced in front of the bright lights focused out on the empty chasm in front of us. We weren't even sure which direction the tide would come; or whether we'd hear it before we'd see it. According to some local information, the first wave of these tides can be as high as 6 feet, flooding the empty channel in only a few seconds. 9:32 came and went, with not even a hint of a flooding tide. 9:50 rolled by. Still dry. Then, at about the time everyone was starting to believe this would be an evening in which the tides decided to defy all predictions and simply not rise in New Brunswick, there was a sense of motion along the bottom of the channel to our far left. This was not to be a lion event, but a lamb. But it was impressive none the less. It was as if someone had taken a giant and bottomless pail of salt water and poured it into the channel to our left. The water proceeded up the channel at perhaps 4-5 miles per hour, with its leading edge being no more than perhaps six inches in height. Yet, considering this channel was about 100 yards across, the volume of water required to fill it was still impressive. Perhaps even more impressive, is watching what happens next -- the entire body of water silently begins to rise rapidly in front of your eyes. In a very few minutes, the entire width of the channel is filled to a depth of several feet, and it seems as it it's always been there.

As addicted ferry travelers, we could hardly resist the attraction of crossing the waters to Price Edward Island ("PEI") the next day. After our usual "which road shall we take" routine, ("I don't know, what road do you think we should take"? ), we chose a route to one of the two ferry crossings to the Island.

There are two crossing routes. One leaves from eastern New Brunswick, and crosses to a point north of Charlottetown on the Northwest side of the island; the other connects the southwest portion of the island with Pictou, in Nova Scotia.

Each of the ferry crossings is a bit more than an hour. The boats are smaller, but more seaworthy than those we were used to. And while they are scheduled to run all year 'round, there is a warning that the southern route may be closed during parts of the winter months, apparently due to storms and ice. No doubt the fact they sail in waters far less protected than ours accounts for the "deep V hull" design of these boats. They seemed a bit tall and narrow to us -- almost a bit top heavy. But this design must somehow accommodate the rough waters which can be found here.

We were only on PEI for a matter of a few hours. It is mostly flat, with low rolling farmlands. Except for the capitol, which is not particularly large, it is composed of small villages scattered throughout the farming areas. On the east coast, which we did not have time to visit, there appeared to be many tourist attraction, centered on the sandy beaches with warm summertime water temperatures. The Island is divided into several "sections". We opted not to visit "Anne's Island", named after the Green Gables heroine, with its advertisements of mini-golf and amusement rides. We were instead content to take an abbreviated trip through the countryside, essentially between the two ferry ports.

Though we'd lost track of which day it was, it doesn't take long here to recognize Sunday. The roads on PEI don't go around the villages, they go through them. The villages are small, and uniformly picturesque with modest homes, always neat and well maintained. And there is green grass everywhere. I have no idea how they have time to mow all the lawns on PEI, because it seems as if all of the land which is not being used for farming has been transformed into beautifully manicured lawn.

The churches are clearly the center of all of the villages. They are all relatively small, painted white, have a steeple which gives a hint of its denomination, and have perfectly manicured green lawn all around them.

It was almost as if we went to church on Prince Edward Island. At about 10:45, there were many cars moving around, filled with Islanders in their Sunday best. Just before 11:00, all those cars began parking on the brilliant green lawns which surrounded the white churches. For the next hour there were virtually no cars on the road, but every church lawn was packed with them. Just after noon the church doors opened, and the Islanders strolled around the church grounds talking with their neighbors. Soon there were cars on the road everywhere, as they drove from church home, or out to the local restaurant.

For veteran ferry travelers, we showed little savvy this particular day. We'd noted that the loading from New Brunswick to PEI was very light. No chance of overload this day -- or so we thought. As we neared Wood Island, the southern ferry route back to Nova Scotia, it belatedly struck us that this was now a Sunday afternoon on an island. Just like being in the San Juans on a Sunday afternoon -- everyone wants off! As we neared the ferry terminal at Wood Island, we could see the lines of cars already waiting. And we were justly rewarded for our lapse in thinking -- by finding ourselves in line for a ferry which wouldn't sail for another 3 hours.

Attached to the ferry landing area, there was a small restaurant called Crabby's, (decorated with large pictures of lobsters). We had excellent lobster sandwiches on local bakery bread, served by the proprietor, who wasn't at all crabby. There was a gift shop which was in the end of season close out sale phase, and a Nova Scotia tourist bureau.

On our Maritime sojourn, we found that these bureaus were very helpful. They provide maps, tourbooks and brochures of most places in each province. If there is any downside to this service, it is that you get more information than you can actually use. The maps are very complete -- more so than the signposts along the road. We discovered this one morning after getting lost. (I knew the correct route was on Rte 7 - we just couldn't get there the way the map said, because there was no sign at the most critical spot.)

Our helpful tourist "person" pointed out Pictou, Nova Scotia, gave us a map of the town, and 3 brochures describing accommodations. We settled on Braeside House, an historic country inn with a marvelous restaurant. The entire building was full of antiques, from the carpets to the furniture. The dinner, Atlantic salmon stuffed with scallops and crab with Jarlsberg cheese, and Caesar salad, was scrumptious. The town has an historic district, very small and closed on a Sunday night. The town pier was crowded with locals mackerel fishing; there had been a run for the past several weeks.

Tom awoke this am, (September 19), with the first line of an intended verse in mind,

"We've traveled to the edge of east, and now we're headed west"

It didn't happen quite that quickly, however. As we began what we'd intended as the first miles of our trip back "west", we concluded instead we'd scrap our intended agenda, and continue instead further east to Nova Scotia's southeastern coast. We knew, realistically, we didn't have sufficient time for Cape Breton on this trip, though it would make a wonderful destination for a future junket. But we did conclude that by adding a day to our visit to the Maritimes we'd be able to continue across to the northeastern shore, to Sherbrooke, and explore south along the outside coast. Nova Scotia is divided for tourists into 7 sections. We would be traveling the western coast, part of which is the "Marine Drive", and part of which is the "Lighthouse Route". The day was extremely cooperative, sunny with a slight breeze.

We neared the outer coast near the historic village of Sherbrooke. A portion of this small town is partially restored to reflect the heyday of the village's activity in the late nineteenth century. But the rest of the town -- the part that isn't "restored", is equally attractive. Moreover, there were but a handful of people in the entire town, this Monday morning -- and most of them were locals.

As we traveled southwest, we encountered a coastline unlike anything we'd seen before. It was "wild" like California's Mendocino area, but the villages were smaller, further separated, and uniformly much older -- clinging tenaciously to their times of origin. No fast food stands, no motels, and almost no gas stations. Just old homes, small local businesses, a quaint white church surrounded by green grass for what seemed to be at least every 50 inhabitants, and an occasional country inn with a handful of rooms. We passed through the town of Moser River, and through towns with such strange names as Musquodobit, and Chezzetcook, (both Indian names, the former meaning "river of foam"). We also came near the town of Glenelg, a name which reads the same no matter on which end of town one is located.

This coast is reminiscent as well of Norway's fjord area, as the coastline is hardly "straight". It is continually indented by deep penetrating bays which sometimes stretch miles inland to small fishing villages at the head of the bay. Yet unlike the fjords, the banks of the inlets are low, not high. Moreover, little islands dot these inland waters, sometimes as far as the eye can see. The closest thing we'd seen to this scenery was the remote coastal areas of Ireland and Scotland. However it is not as "stark" as those areas either, as the mixed forests of conifers and maples provides a much softer contrast. Even so, would seem that those who migrated here from the British Isles must have felt quite at home in this environment.

One thing we noted on this sunny, slightly breezy Monday morning was that everyone -- yes everyone -- seemed to think it was the day to hang out the wash. Virtually every house, in every tiny village, had a clothes line outside -- the kind with a large pulley on each end to reel the clothes in and out. Maybe there is some sort law or local ordinance which mandates that everyone living along the coast in this section of Nova Scotia must wash clothes on sunny Monday mornings, and hang them out to dry in the side yard.

Another ordinance may decree something about having colorful little statues or cut-outs of farm animals, rabbits, squirrels, and little-Bo-peep type creatures in one's front yard. They are very popular here. There might have been some sort of local competition underway. However, perhaps it was inter-Provincial, as we'd seen a profusion of these displays throughout all of New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island, and now Nova Scotia.

Although there is a relatively nice two lane road which provides a "main" route up and down the coast, we preferred the small side roads which visited the little fishing villages along the way. We discovered "Sober Island", where the road crosses a bridge to a few modest homes -- and then just ends. On another side road, we found a local farm which raises "Christmas trees and blueberries". On one road just off the main coastal route we found a small smoked fish shop that advertised its product as "world famous". This we could not resist. I compared smoking recipes and methods with the proprietress, and she cheerfully gave us a tour of her hand-built smoking ovens. We ended up purchasing a half pound of smoked Atlantic salmon, which we devoured completely as an hors d'oeuvre later that evening.

In the early afternoon we approached Halifax, and managed eventually to negotiate our way through and around the city. Now we were on a new "trail", the "Lighthouse Trail". Southwest along the coast from here is the center of Nova Scotia's lobster fishing area. As we'd discovered earlier, the lobsters one eats in Maine will have come from this part of Nova Scotia.

That evening we found a small motel in Lunenburg, a fishing village of some 2,000 people on one of the inlets of the outer Nova Scotia coast. Founded in 1753, Lunenburg is a very pretty town without the overlooking pulp mill that so many of the towns had. Although we did not have a great deal of time, we explored a reconstruction of the famous (in Nova Scotia) schooner Bluenose, and boarded a trawler.

In the museum, we met Nan, a museum docent with a delightful combination Nova Scotia-Dutch accent, who gave us the fundamentals of the construction of lobster traps. We left feeling that our West Coast crab traps would be more efficient if they took a feature from these lobster traps and included a "parlor". When the crustacean crawls into this area of the trap, there is virtually no chance of escape.

Yesterday, when we reached the coast at Sherbrooke, we'd found our easternmost point on this motorized voyage. At that point we were almost exactly 5,000 road miles from home. While our route had been more zigzag than straight, still we were hundreds of miles east of the most easterly point in the United States -- far further than we'd contemplated. This morning we'd really be heading West -- back across the lower peninsula of Nova Scotia. We couldn't resist going just a bit further south on the outer coast, to the one time pirate haven, Liverpool, before turning inland and heading across to Digby, on Nova Scotia's west coast.

Digby is also a fishing village, but this time the catch is scallops. Digby scallops are touted as the "best". We were a bit too "fished out", in terms of culinary interests, to have one last try at about 11:00 a.m. when we arrived. We'd noted a steady increase in tourist traffic from Sherbrooke, to south of Halifax, and now we encountered bus loads of them in Digby.

The ferry from Digby crosses the mouth of the Bay of Fundy, a distance of some 72 kilometers, in approximately two hours. When one first leaves the Nova Scotia coast, the destination province, New Brunswick, cannot be seen. However, soon enough it becomes visible and in due course we reached our destination port, St. John. This ferry is very unlike our Puget Sound fleet. Rather than flat bottom double-enders, these are large seagoing deep V hulls, remarkably similar to the Alaska ferry vessels which sail from Bellingham. The captain and crew here, as with their smaller sister ships which provide two separate ferry routings to Prince Edward Island, are quite "tourist oriented", and provide a sort of holiday atmosphere. In the spacious forward lounge, they offer live musical entertainment during the voyage; and even promote "happy hour" type specials at the bar.

Once ashore, we pointed in the direction of Fredericton, as a mid-route point to the evening's destination, Houlton, ME. Houlton, is the county seat of the northernmost county in Maine -- Aroostock County. The ancestors of Tom's Uncle John Elliott chose to migrate North when their contemporaries pushed West. They settled in this county. When we checked the local phone book in the motel that evening, we found more variations in the spelling of "Elliott" than we'd recalled seeing anywhere. Collectively, they took up about half the pages in the telephone book.

Having now touched the most northerly point of our trip, we headed back south this morning, (September 21), to Bangor to bail Missy out of the kennel, and to reclaim our home on wheels. Rather than opting for the Interstate, we choose instead to drive "the Haynesville Woods" -- that being the title of a country folk song we used to favor years ago. The narrow ribbon of a road lived up to our expectations, as we meandered through miles and miles of potato fields before becoming completely immersed in the "woods". And it's also quite a distance between towns. We found one of the very few rustic cafes along this route for breakfast. For $1.79, the morning special was two eggs cooked to order, home fried fresh Maine potatoes, "grilled" fresh home made toast, and coffee. We'd never even heard of "grilled" toast, but it was excellent. The proprietor makes it daily from scratch, and the fresh loaves were so beautiful we couldn't resist buying one to take along with us. We stopped at a roadside stand and picked up a bag of honor-pay Maine potatoes, and then back to Bangor to reclaim our home and mascot.

With Missy and the 5th wheel, we headed for a destination in the White Mountains of New Hampshire. Though we'd been there only six days earlier, the fall colors were noticeably more vivid. We opted to drive south almost to Portland and then cut across into New Hampshire. This route took us through the lake country of Maine, and some of the bedroom communities of Portland, However, we thought that it wouldn't be too many miles before we climbed out of the cities and into the rural White Mountains again.

Wrong. We had a bit of a surprise in approaching from the east through southwestern Maine, and into New Hampshire through what on the map appeared to be a small town called North Conway. The AAA book recommends 18 motels and 4 restaurants. There seemed to be at least 50 motels, and as many restaurants. Moreover, factory outlet stores bearing familiar trade names of virtually anything one has ever heard of -- as well as many one hasn't -- stretch along the sides of the road for miles on end. This, as it turns out, is the main "base camp" for people visiting the White Mountains of New Hampshire. The accepted sequence apparently includes touring the mountains (there are so few in the East even a small one by Western standards is a rare and prized sighting), followed by a shop-'til-you-drop run through the gamut of outlet stores.

Once we thought we were past North Conway, and finally into the White Mountain countryside, we found one last, lonely store. One would wonder how it could possibly compete with the hundreds of outlet stores crowded together in one place back in North Conway. The success, it seems, must be attributable to a very clever sign prominently displayed in front of this establishment. It reads: "You've NEVER seen a store like THIS!". For the crowds which pass this way, such an enticement seems to have proved irresistible, as this isolated establishment is obviously flourishing.

But, even North Conway doesn't go on forever, (it just seems like it), and we returned again to Twin Mountain, and the KOA. We were delighted that they remembered us!

As we were registering, we asked about maple syrup -- where and what kind to get. We were told that the neighborhood "sugarers" come by periodically to offer their product to be sold at the KOA. When they first arrived, the KOA proprietors tasted and liked it. The sellers said little but they all grinned as the deal was struck - and there was not one tooth among them!

Today, September 22, would be our final chance to experience the part of the country we'd targeted for this particular trip -- New England. Our route would take us across the small northern peninsula of New Hampshire, and to the town of St. Johnsbury, Vermont. We did the mandatory tour of a maple syrup factory, and learned a bit about the various grades of maple syrup. Syrup is graded "A" and "B", with the first being the more desirable. The color, varies from very light, then amber, dark amber, and finally dark. The premium grades, which have a gentle maple flavor, are the lightest. As the syrup is cooked for longer periods, it darkens and retains an increasingly strong maple flavor. At the darkest end of the spectrum, the recommended uses are more for cooking than for pancakes. Likewise, "real" maple candy is darker than the lighter colored maple candies one normally sees. The darker ones are "sweeter", but also much stronger, and heavily flavored of maple. The process of getting sap from maple trees is called "sugaring" since until the 1920's virtually all the maple sap was used to make sugar, not syrup.

The factory makes other products as well as syrup, and today they were bottling parmesan-cracked pepper salad dressing. Trying everything, we left with an array of candy, syrup and salad dressing.

As we proceeded through our last few miles of Vermont on this bright sunny morning, the fall colors were more spectacular than we could possibly have anticipated. This was supposed to be a bit too early for the "Leaf Peepers". But this year, according to the locals, the colors came early. And colors there were. Not only the "macro" scenes of mixed fires of yellow, orange, red and gold; but also the "micro" scenes -- individual maple trees with spring green leaves on one side, and blazing red leaves on top. And when you walk among these monuments to color, you even notice the individual leaves: They are partly a fresh green color, and partly red, yellow or orange. They form a mosaic, each one different from its neighbors.

Into this natural scenery is blended some of the most charming works of man -- little towns and villages occupying their claimed islands in these flaming woods. The houses are mostly white, with carefully manicured lawns. The only structures one sees above the rooftops are the steeples of the village churches. And the villages don't sprawl along the main roadways. One is either "in town", or "out of town". And for the most part, it is the latter. There are few places on earth which both have a storybook reputation, and live up to it so very well. One could imagine a movie spectacular:


Starring reds, oranges, yellows and greens
Forming a vibrant patchwork screen.
Produced by the Leaves of Fall

Assisted ably by spectacular views
Which serve to enhance the glorious hues.
Directed by the Trees of Fall

The extras are towns under the ridges
And steams running 'neath covered bridges.
From the book by Mother Nature

The curtain goes up in early fall
And the audience will fill the hall.
Catch it at your local New England state.

With these extraordinary last glimpses of New England fresh in our memories, we crossed the border into Canada. We'd had a very tempting invitation to linger on a while, and visit a friend in Montpelier. We'd have to save that for another day, as by now some obligations for our return were creeping into our time horizon. But it was not without a considerable sense of hesitancy that we left this beautiful countryside. Surely no one would think of this area as "East". It is a land unto itself, and properly labeled "New England". It is, admittedly, geographically east. But is unhurried, uncrowded, civilized, tidy, and above all else beautiful. It cannot be lumped together with that mass of self destructing landscape which lies to its south, and which more suitably responds to the Westerner's image of the East.

East is East, and West is West
But there's other places too
New England fits in neither one
For us 'twas someplace new

A land of dated villages --
The storybooks are true
With neat white homes on lawns of green
And church's steeples e're in view

A countryside of rolling hills
And endless forest views
A carpet green from spring to fall
Exploding then in flaming hues

A place of history well preserved
Which takes you way back when
A place which even as you leave it
You know you'll surely come again

Upon leaving Vermont and venturing into Quebec, Tom was dismayed that the signs were only in French. It appears that all the provinces are required to post dual language signs, except Quebec, where it's French and French only.

The trip across Canada was calculated to get us across those portions of "the East" which one couldn't otherwise escape on the return route. Our intended route would take us through Quebec, most of Ontario, and back into the Michigan's upper peninsula, which had been such a welcome surprise to us on the trip east. In the first couple of hundred miles we had to deal with Montreal and Ottawa, both attractive cities in their own right -- but not overly attractive to drive through towing our fifth wheel. Once well east of Ottawa, however, we once again found ourselves at the starting point of a long, long road which would lead us north of Lake Huron, and down into Sault Ste. Marie. We drove a bit longer than usual this day to ensure we'd have Ottawa well behind us, and a clear road ahead for the day to come. Oddly, as we left Ottawa heading west, instead of diminishing as we'd expected, we encountered a steady stream of traffic coming into Ottawa from the west -- a direction which, according to the map, was only sparsely populated. We stopped this night at a secluded KOA near Renfrew, ON. We were far enough into the countryside here that the grounds were expansive -- so much so that they even had their own (golf) driving range. Typical of private Canadian RV parks, notwithstanding this surfeit of space, the RV parking layout managed to pack all the "fully serviced" RV spots into a tiny fraction of the land available.

We were surprised when, this far into a very sparsely populated countryside, the RV park was jammed. They inquired politely whether we had a reservation, which of course we did not. We'd not needed a reservation anywhere we'd been over the past few weeks -- and this location seemed the least likely place in the world to fill up. Wrong. We learned for the first time why all the Ottawa bound traffic -- and why this place was almost overflowing: The "International Plowing Match", one of the premier annual events in Ontario, was being held in Pembroke, about 50 kilometers west. The story behind this match is as follows. Several years ago, the mayors of several small Ontario villages had a bet to see who could plow the straightest furrow. (As politicians, they were considered abysmal plowers). The money raised went to the village of the winning mayor. The current plowing match was attracting daily crowds in excess of 25,000 people, and naturally the majority of them were coming from the populated area in and around Ottawa. Every camping facility within an hour of Pembroke was full. And we were lucky to get a "semi-serviced" spot away from the crowded melee of RV's which occupied all of the "fully" serviced sites. Thus the mysterious traffic congestion out here in no man's land - everyone was headed home.

The notion of a "plowing match" was not entirely new to us. We'd noted when driving from Nova Scotia's outer coast, across it's main peninsula to the ferry at Digby, signs of some sort of local fair that coming weekend. We stopped briefly at the village which appeared to be the location of the gathering, and read the local posting of events. This, too, was a happening based on various contests, including such events as plowing competition, draft horse tug-of-wars, and, featured Friday night, the "ladies' oxen pull". Even if the notion of an "international plowing match" was not entirely foreign, it seemed far removed from more familiar events such as Monday Night Football.

September 22 was essentially a driving day. It's not easy to get from New England to the Midwest. There are some very large lakes in the way. Going east, we'd opted to go below them, which not only involved a traffic laden route not well suited to RVs, but also a detour of several hundred miles to get around the lakes. This time we were headed above most of them (all but Superior), traveling from the top of Vermont to Sault Ste. Marie, where Ontario is connected via toll bridge to Michigan's upper peninsula.

The penalty associated with this route is a long, long stretch of two lane roadway, most of which is sorely in need of attention. It seems the Province of Ontario has adopted a clever strategy for restraining its budget for roads. Instead of allocating what would be the very large sums needed to repair and replace these bumpy byways, they chose instead to purchase vast quantities of "rough road ahead" signs, which now are beginning to create a sort of continuous roadside border that runs the entire length of the path from Ottawa to Sault Ste. Marie.

As we left Sudbury, Ontario, (actually a pretty ugly city seen from our route), Tom expounded on his "East" theory. He continues to lump everything he dislikes about cities (size, pollution, heavy industry) and such annoyances as toll roads and calling it East.

Tom claims he doesn't like the East
He's taken greatest pains
To strip away its assets
To eliminate its gains

First he removes New England
And then the Maritimes
He classifies them separately
As completely different climes


The East that's left includes New York
But just the southern section
And anything industrial
In his Eastern state dissection

I think he really likes the East
I think he thinks it's pretty
It's just that as a Western boy
He can't stand Eastern cities

However, even long days on challenging roadways have their rewards. Ours was pulling into what is one of the most beautiful RV parks we've yet encountered. We were on our last drips of diesel when we pulled into the KOA at Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario, September 23. The fall colors here were now a bit past their prime, and the falling leaves made a colorful quilt over the neatly trimmed green lawns of this park-like setting. The spaces were enormous, and the facilities superb. Missy had all the space she could possibly use at the end of her longest lead. She loved diving into the leaves, as a sort of "leaf gopher", chasing through them, and building them into huge piles by racing in concentric circles at top speed so that her leash would create new leaf stacks for her to dive into and destroy.

We crossed from the larger town (50,000+) of Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario, to its much smaller namesake in Michigan the morning of September 24. There are locks on both sides of the St. Maries river which flows between Lake Huron and Lake Superior. There is an 18' elevation difference between the two lakes, requiring the locks. On the US. side one must pay a toll, in our case $3.50, for the privilege of making the crossing. Curiously, the cost is the same whether payment is made in Canadian or US. funds. Always alert to such opportunities, we of course paid with Canadian currency!

The Michigan's "U.P." (upper peninsula) is worlds apart from the lower portion of its "lower peninsula". One would never mistake towns such as Germfask with Flint or Detroit. Up here, particularly along the northern portions of the U.P., the towns are small, and the atmosphere rural. To avoid backtracking from our earlier travels across the U.P., this time we crossed primarily along the southern edge of the peninsula, with much of the trip along the shores of Lake Michigan. We found the "southern" route across the U.P. a bit more congested than the northern route we'd taken before. Here, apparently, are the closer and more popular tourist destinations for the huge populations centers to the south. Along the southern U.P. route one never seems entirely "out of town", as is so distinctly the feel of the north.

Our plans for today were influenced by two compelling factors. One was that, being Saturday, college football would be on TV, requiring an early end to the day's driving. The other was that we had again passed the 3,000 mile mark since treating our faithful turbo diesel to a drink of fresh oil. Iron Mountain, a small town on Michigan's western border with Wisconsin, agreeably provided us with a suitable RV spot with cable TV, and a little town which keeps its Quick Lube operation open on weekends. The fall colors had waned substantially since we passed through some 16 days earlier. The leaves then were well into their fall colors, though it appeared there was more to come. According to our Park host, the U.P. had missed some of the color it ordinarily gets, probably due to a lack of cool evenings. However, after the fall color festival of New Hampshire and Vermont, we knew we'd seen this season at its finest. Anything from here on west would be pure bonus.

Overnight we heard a few tell-tale taps on the roof, signaling rain. Ever since we'd been in Ontario, the air had been heavy and humid. Happily it was at worst a tepid humid, as any amount of heat at all would have provided an unwelcome response from these western air aficionados. Unlike the West, where Real Clouds sail in on Blue Skies and suddenly dump their watery loads, in the Midwest the air first gets thick, then the sky just sort of "greys out", without even the slightest hint of an individual cloud. Then, over the next few hours -- or sometimes even days -- the air continues to thicken until it becomes so saturated that the water just starts to fall out of it. None of this should have come as a surprise. After all, we lived in the Midwest for six years. We were certainly aware that around here it's too hot, unless of course it's too cold.
The amount of "just right" is precious little. Ahhhhh, for the Great Northwest....


The Midwestern weather is not to our liking.
It always is humid, and pleasant its not;
In the winter and springtime it always is cold here,
And the rest of the year its always too hot


Today we toured the Badger State rather more extensively than we might have preferred. We had no "real" map (the sort handed out free at most welcome/tourist bureaus), and using the Central States map didn't even start to give us enough detail. We started from Florence, Wisconsin on Route 101. This route was not on our map. We found Route 8 at Armstrong Creek. This town was not on our map either. Traveling to Wausau, I overshot the turn, retraced my path and undershot it the second time. Got a little lost in Chippewa Falls, but by dint of careful questions finally found ourselves on the road to Minneapolis.

Once we crossed into Minnesota near Minneapolis, we found ourselves back on the interstate system -- something we had generally avoided until this point. But now our travels had started to head for the West coast, and the distances had again begun to lengthen. The only way to bring this voyage to a timely conclusion would require that, for the most part, we abandon the blue lines and attack the distances which lie ahead with routings which take greater advantage of the interstate system.

Our campground tonight, the 25th, was a bit unusual -- Hope Oak Grove Farm, a working farm in down state Minnesota. Apparently this is corn and "bean" (which here translates to soy bean) territory. For reasons we could not fathom, there were quite a few RVers here. As far as we can tell, there's nothing much around here but farmland. Not that it's unattractive; indeed, it's pretty in a pastoral sense. But there doesn't seem to be much in the way of either scenic attraction or commercial interest. Tom quickly discovered that one trade-off for being in such a quaint countryside location was that the public phone here was a rotary phone, precluding his usual email, voice mail, and securities management tools. Oh well, we could stop at some truck stop en route along the interstate tomorrow and get all caught up on that stuff. For the moment we would simply enjoy a stopover in a grove of giant ancient oaks -- the first such trees we've seen in a long time.

As we got underway the following morning we contemplated a day which would take us beyond Minnesota, and into South Dakota. We both saw the significance of this as, at long last, getting beyond the "Midwest", and back into the country which could rightfully claim to be "West". But this was not to be...

As we made our way towards the western edge of Minnesota, we pulled off the road into a small farming community for the limited purpose of changing drivers. I had been driving, and Tom hopped out of the truck to fetch a fresh cup of coffee from a local store while I turned our "train" around in preparation for getting back to the highway. But as I drove slowly forward, we both heard a terrible grinding noise. Then came a visual confirmation, in the form of heavy dark smoke emanating from somewhere beneath the 5th wheel. This was almost immediately followed by an unwelcome olfactory confirmation that something was indeed very, very hot.

The "good news/bad news" character of this event was immediately apparent. The bad news was that we'd obviously just suffered a severe mechanical failure of some type. The good news was that instead of being on one of the numerous lonely stretches of back country road where we'd spent most of our time to date, we were parked in a spacious parking area of a gas station -- one which had a pay phone within 50 feet. The small rural community we were about to adopt was Luverne, Minnesota, (no, we had never heard of it either), a town of approximately 3,500 persons, which was almost entirely committed in some fashion to the crops which dominated the landscape for as far as one could see in every direction.

Even one totally unschooled in the art of vehicle mechanics could quickly surmise that something was dramatically wrong with the front left wheel of the RV. Not only was it smoking hot, and emitting a foul scented smoke, but as well it was tilted at a bizarre angle which did not match either the pitch or direction of its three remaining mates. The decorative, once-shiny hub ornament was now almost ash. Indeed, it appeared almost to be severed from the axle to which it was supposed to have been firmly attached.

Multiple calls to the Yakima Alpenlite dealership and AAA resulted in our towing the rig, minus wheel, about a mile to "Jim's Garage". Jim and cronies are on the geriatric edge, and took some time even getting the wheel off the rig. (The delay was increased when Jim took time off to go home for "supper"). We took the axle to Sioux Falls South Dakota, fairly conveniently located within 35 miles, where more phone calls resulted in our return at 5:30 that evening with a new axle. Tomorrow morning we would see if Jim and crew are better at putting an axle on than they were in removing it. Watching them work today, I was reminded of the small child who dismantles a clock and then can not get all the pieces back in. Tom had similar sentiments, so we had everything assembled, welded on, etc. in Sioux Falls, so all that Jim and crew would have to do is put the axle on. Nothing more complex than that. It gives one a fairly shaky feeling about driving down the freeway however. The tire would have come off in about a mile if we hadn't pulled off when we did. So I predict we will drive with more stops and tire checking at least tomorrow.

Our stop in Luverne had its brighter side, however. Missy got a chance to take a run in a soybean field. Soybeans, which look like small dried up peas, perfect for a 5 mile romp if you are a Brittany puppy. We spent the night at the Magnolia "you can finally watch cable TV at the "Mag" motel", with a nice steak dinner.

Our feelings the morning of the 27th were that things were really starting to get "West" again. It seems that the far eastern end of South Dakota belongs to the Midwest; but somewhere around the middle of the state the Real West begins. This is our last "new state" of the trip.

The land's getting dryer, the "real" cows are back
It's obvious we're on a homeward bound track
Soon we'll be seeing the high mountain tops
Instead of these acres of bean and corn crops

This route, on Interstate 90, was very different from our trip across the top half of North Dakota, on US 2. There, on a mostly two lane highway, one had the sense of being not only out in the country, but somehow really away from it all. I guess it's not possible to sense the same feeling from an Interstate freeway, together with its steady stream of 18 wheelers and a continuing commercial menu comprised of billboards which stretch, literally, from one end of the state to the other. Even in those wide open distances between small South Dakota towns, billboards seem indifferent to the lack of population density. Apparently, most people go through South Dakota, not to it.

New Hampshire says "live free or die"
Vermont's "Green Mountains" grace the plate
And South Dakota should be named
The nation's foremost "Billboard State"


If not the "billboard state" perhaps the "Wall Drug Store state", since one out of three signs advertise this famous landmark. However, there is entirely too much advertising, and the whole landscape is littered with billboards. There are very few signs pointing out national landmarks, and many, many billboards touting waterslides, mini-golf, Fred Flintstone's campgrounds and the like.

This morning, September 28, we set off early for the Black Hills.
Unlike the rolling mountain woodlands of northern New Hampshire and Vermont, which is soothing to the eye of the highway traveler, the southern route across South Dakota suffers from severe visual pollution. We hoped that we might only go a short way to find a state park campground. We pictured 5000+ feet of elevation, a running stream and a quiet day with maybe some hikes thrown in. However, as we started from our Rapid City point of departure towards Mt. Rushmore in the Black Hills, matters got even worse. Out in the dry wasteland of the state, the endless jungle of billboards are perhaps less offensive by virtue of the fact there's little scenery outside of the solid fence which they create across the state. But as one ascends into the Black Hills, the volume of billboards reaches a crescendo -- but this time obscuring what otherwise would be the first mountainous forests which one has seen for over 2,000 miles.

The signs repeatedly herald a wondrous variety of man made tourist attractions, from reptile farms to water slides. It is as if every conceivable tourist trap has been set to divert attention from the natural vistas of Mt. Rushmore. The twisting routes to the mountain itself are almost entirely hidden by the battery of billboards proclaiming the virtues of the many unrelated tourist entrapments which clutter the routes to the mountain.

But there is a happy ending here. The Black Hills have not been totally destroyed after all. One just needs to get a bit south of the Mt. Rushmore area to find Custer State Park, a large and scenic portion of the Black Hills which has been protected against the commercial invasions which have so completely overrun the more highly traveled routes between Rapid City and Mt. Rushmore. Here, at last, is true natural beauty. It is quiet and serene. Its vistas are of well manicured forests of fir and majestic ponderosa pine. There are picnic areas and campgrounds in a completely natural setting, and trailheads leading into the back country. Here, too, is a unique wildlife refuge, where the king of the beasts is the buffalo. There are said to be some 1,300 buffalo within the park limits, and we may have seen all of them.

Our first encounter with these giant western behemoths was at the junction of two narrow lanes leading through the park. We slowed to make a turn, and as we did so we saw two enormous black objects grazing in a grassy plot in the center of the intersection. The size of these animals is staggering. They appear at once powerful and docile. There are warning signs throughout the park warning of them, and proclaiming the virtue of maintaining an adequate distance from them. As we got further into the park, we came upon large herds of them in the open grassy fields which grace the valley floors. We also saw antelope, and Missy explored her first prairie dog village (leashed, of course).

Near the southern edge of this state park is the Blue Bell Lodge, a nicely maintained log building with a reception area and dining room downstairs, and rooms above. It also has a dozen or more rustic cabins elsewhere on the grounds. It seems as if it must be a million miles from the "other" Black Hills country just to the north.

Traveling south from the park, we crossed into Wind Caves National Monument. This area is still within a larger wildlife protective area, and is loaded with opportunities for buffalo and antelope viewing. The "Wind Cave" itself is an interesting National Monument, comprised of a vast underground labyrinth of interconnected tunnels and chambers. Collectively, the passageways comprise more than 75 miles of accessible underground terrain. Only a very small portion of it is available for public entry, which is accomplished in organized groups departing the Visitor Center every half hour or so, under the guidance of one of the park staff.

The "wind" portion of the caves refers to the fact that the entire underground area "breathes" continuously, and perceptibly.
There is but one tiny "natural" entrance to this vast underground discovery, and it is less than 12" in diameter. Because the outside air pressure is almost constantly changing, (i.e., from high pressure to low pressure, and vice versa), the enormous volume of air trapped beneath the surface responds to it by sucking in air when the underground pressure is lower, and exhausting air when the outside air pressure is lower. At the time we were visiting, the outside air pressure was dropping due to an approaching weather system. As a consequence, at the cave's only natural aperture air was gushing out, creating a strong wind at the mouth of the cave. When you approached within a few feet of the opening, you could feel the rush of cold air blowing in your face.

With such a tarrying pace during the first half of the day, our mileage was a bit limited for this day, though we managed to reach a quiet, off-highway KOA that afternoon in the small town of Douglas, WY -- some 50 miles east of Casper.

This morning, before we left Rapid City, I had mentioned that I had seen buffalo at the store where I got our last night's dinner. Tom was intrigued, and we decided to try some. Having never eaten buffalo before, we asked one of the "meat men" about it. He had only eaten buffalo burgers, (advertisements for which also occur on billboards around here), and wasn't much help. A helpful woman shopper said she had eaten it and it was very tender. She had eaten it, boiled, at "feasts". Since I didn't think I would boil it, and have never been invited to a feast, we treated it as a steak, and experimented. We discovered that, while tender, buffalo was somewhat lacking in taste, and a good deal of it went uneaten that evening. I planned to try it as stroganoff at a later date.

The route we'd been taking would eventually lead us northwesterly to Montana and Washington, but our next general destination was the Napa Valley. The challenge was to pick an interesting route from the I-90 network to the I-80 network to the south. We opted to try an interesting "gray line" route that, in a somewhat circuitous fashion, would connect Casper with Rawlins. Our chosen mountainous lanes would do this by crossing the continental divide twice en route. We'd decided on this particular morning to create a new game called "count the antelope", as we'd be traversing some little-traveled mountainous countryside which would be perfect habitat for antelope.

The game was a total failure. We had been only a few miles when the sightings became so numerous that we were beginning to lose track of the numbers. Then, soon after, we began to see substantial herds of antelope -- just standing around for the apparent purpose of being counted. We abandoned the game, as we would have fallen far behind our general travel scheme had we persisted.

Before the day was out we would cross the Great Divide still twice more. The reason for all these crossings is an interesting topographical fact: In southeastern Wyoming there is a curious area where the Great Divide makes a giant circle. The area inside the circle is the "Great Divide Basin" -- which is exactly what its name implies. On our way south to Rawlins we'd crossed into and then out of the basin; and on the way west from Rawlins, we climbed into and out of another portion of it. Thus it took four crossings to get from "east" of the divide this day, to "west" of it!

Awakening at 5:00 am, in Evanston, Wyoming, resulted in a 6:05 departure and a 600 mile day. We targeted Reno, Nevada as our destination.

The weather around Salt Lake steadily deteriorated; as we crossed the Bonneville salt flats, all that could be seen was the road, and not too much of that. The rain pelted down, with some wind, causing standing water on this completely flat section of road. This condition continued until we were halfway through Nevada. The whole road was freeway, however, making travel somewhat easier.

The mountains of Northeastern Nevada appeared interesting. The Ruby Mts. have some tantalizing roads going through them. Right now the first snow of the season has frosted them - but perhaps next spring?

Boomtown Nevada. We spent this evening, September 30, in the time honored Nevadan style - gambling. A nice enough RV park, all concrete, but with some space between vehicles and each site had a little spot of grass.

Over the Sierra on October 1. There was a bit of fog, but otherwise a beautiful day for travel. Off to the Napa Valley. Thence home -- and on to the next adventure in Alaska...

We'll visit the Valley, but soon we'll be gone
We'll head on up north to the Cape of San Juan
We'll tell all our friends of the places we've been
Then we're off on the boat for the far Northern scene.


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